Will It Mac And Cheese? Taste Test

Will It Mac And Cheese? Taste Test

September 4, 2019 100 By Jose Scott


– Today we ask the age old question. – Will it mac and cheese? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning! – We’re back! And it’s our 16th season, which I think makes us
the first 41-year-olds to be celebrating sweet 16. – Probably so, and today
we’re gonna celebrate with some strange mac and cheeses. But, it’s not just the 16th
season that makes this sweet. We’re also approaching
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of your daily routine. – Yes, now let’s get
to that mac and cheese. Kraft may have perfected
their recipe eons ago but we feel it’s time to expand
what mac and cheese can be. Emotionally, spiritually, and
physically, it’s time for… – [Both] Will It Mac And Cheese? – Mac and cheese is usually pretty simple. A little pasta pipes, gooey
cheese, and some breadcrumbs if you’re feeling frisky. – Ooh, we gon’ get super frisky, ’cause we’re gonna be
altering the pasta itself, the cheese sauce, and more. So let’s get started with a good one. Hailing from our SoCal
base, we have developed a secret menu mac and cheese
and we’re calling this one In-N-Out Mac and Cheese, Animal Style. Bam! – How could this not be amazing? – So of course we’re referencing In-N-Out Burger’s Animal Style fries. When it’s usually fries
with the secret sauce and the grilled onions on top. Which is my favorite way to eat the fries. – Oh yeah, and you can get
it on a burger as well. – Ooh, Josh, what have you done? – Okay, tell us the process here. – [Josh] Alright, so the
pasta tubes are homemade and they’re actually made with pulverized, dehydrated In-N-Out fries themselves. So we turned that into a dough and then there’s their In-N-Out spread. That’s their thousand island mixed with American cheese in the sauce, and then of course
topped with more spread, American cheese, and caramelized onions. Little bit of crispy
French fry bread crumbs. – Dink it.
– And sink it. (background laughter) You know, In-N-Out prides itself on not adding new menu
items over the years. But I believe we can make
a case for this, Josh. – The thing about the noodles– – Let’s go set up outside
of the In-N-Out in protest until they make this an item. – [Josh] Yeah, that always works. (laughter) – If I just isolate a noodle tube… – Isolate a noodle tube, won’t you Neal? – I mean it’s very pasta-like. Knowing that there’s actual fries in this, it’s pretty miraculous. – This might be the most
definitive and simplest answer that we’ve ever given. In-N-Out, will it mac and cheese? – [Both] Yes! – We wanted to take something
from the candy aisle and mac and merge it. And we could think of no better candidate that everybody’s favorite
perforated candy. We present the “break me off
a cheese of that Kit Kat mac.” – Yeah, look at that, whoo! – [Rhett] Do you eat it with Kit Kats? Oh, you eat it with spoons. – Nah, you can eat it with a Kit Kat. – I wanna get the real thing. – Josh, what have you done? – [Josh] So the actual pasta
has been infused with chocolate and then we made a sauce by actually just blending whole Kit Kats
with milk, mascarpone cheese and cream cheese for a
little bit of that salt and the wafers actually
thicken the sauce themselves. Topped with Kit Kat breadcrumbs. – Thank you.
(laughter) – [Josh] You’re very welcome. – Do you see the size of spoonful
you’ve got in there, Neal? – [Link] Yeah, bud. Yeah McLaughlin. – McLaughlin, you callin’
me McLaughlin now? – Mascarpone, dink it. And sink it. – You know, if at some
point in the distant future a wizard comes to me and says, “What point in your life
would you like to return to?” (laughter) – Right now. – It would be right now. Somewhere in between that
last one and this one. – [Josh] It gets worse. – Oh, I forgot that happens
on this show, doesn’t it? – Oh gosh, this is amazing! The consistency is so pleasing, because something about
the noodles just soaking up and nestling around the chocolate. – I didn’t know the noodles
would be able to carry the chocolate flavor in
the way that they are. – I ate a noodle by
itself which was amazing. – You’d like to do solo noodles. – Well there’s so much
craftsmanship that went into that part of it. – Is that a pun? Was that craft with a K? – Kraft doesn’t make Kit Kats, do they? – They make mac and cheese. – Oh, that’s a good point. (laughter) – Wow, we’ll discuss this later. Kit Kat, will it mac and cheese? – [Both] Yes! – Now you may think of us as
weak, soft-bodied urban boys, who get our kale kombucha
delivered by lime scooter, but we’re actually very
tough earthy men’s men. And to prove it, we’ll
be eating mac and cheese made out of a brick. We’re callin’ this,
“bric-a-brac and cheese.” – It’s quite a left turn. I mean you would think we
could’ve eased into brick, you know what I’m saying? I was feeling so good, I was talking about the wizard of the future. – Yeah here’s the thing, right. – And now… – In a world where wizards exist, everything’s not all rosy. – Well as long as I can visit
the moment I had a second ago and then go back to my other life and not have to live through this. – What have you done? – [Josh] Unspeakably bad things. So I infused the pasta dough
with actual, ground-up brick. And then there’s more
of that ground-up brick to thicken the sauce that’s made with just a little bit of mozzarella for that. – Oh, a little bit, thanks for that. – [Josh] Yeah, and then on top are some, just more pulverized bricks
to act as breadcrumbs. Chew carefully. – They’re definitely
acting as breadcrumbs. – You know, it doesn’t smell… bad. – Well, I mean people do– – It smells good.
– People eat dirt. – Dink it. – Sink it. – Very gritty, oh gosh I
can hear you crunching. (crackling and crunching) – Don’t worry, I’ve got sealants. Don’t worry, I had sealants. (both crunching) This is gon’ take a while. – We’re also calling this, “our dentists’ trip to Cabo.” (laughter) Oh my gosh. You know brick is mostly tasteless, it’s all about the texture. I don’t know that there’s
any redeeming qualities like if it were charcoal, you could make up some
mumbo jumbo about it “absorbing toxins” but
does brick absorb toxins? – [Josh] Sure, why not? – Why not? Because it either does or it doesn’t. – [Josh] Who’s to say. – I think brick probably
does absorb toxins. – Oh, well then I’m on the fence. – It’s got a lot of surface area, that’s why, that’s the only
reason that charcoal works is ’cause it has a lot of surface area. Brick dust has a lot of surface area. Yeah, it absorbs toxins. Yeah. – I think I just chipped my incisor. – [Rhett] Brick, will it mac and cheese? – Yeah.
– No. – Yeah.
– No. (explosion) – You know me, I’m always
lookin’ to the future when I’ll have interactions
with that wizard that brings me back to
different points in my life. And the future looks pretty
apocalyptic these days. And I love that, so we’ve developed a
mac and cheese variation based on the best protein
source we’re gonna have after that impending societal collapse. Cockroaches. We call this, “cockaroni
and roacheese” (laughs). – Now if there’s every any doubt that there’s cockroaches in it. – They’re right there. – [Link] Well there’s
two on top of it as well. – [Rhett] One for you, one for me. – Josh, what did you do? – [Josh] Well the first thing
I took with the apocalypse when it happened was my macaroni extruder. Then I took cockroach flour and
mixed that in with the dough and there’s a sharp, smoked
provolone and cockroach sauce topped with some garlic
cockroach breadcrumbs. – I wasn’t listening to anything you said, ’cause I was looking at this. – It’s got a smell to it, for sure. – I’m usually kind of shaky,
but, I can’t hold this steady. ‘Cause I’m so excited to want to eat it. – Should I eat the head or the butt? – Oh are we gonna… I just put that on there
as a garnish which I would, I was gonna flick before we eat. – Oh, okay. – You know, maybe later because that’s not gonna be good but I want to give this a fighting chance. – You want to give it a chance, okay. – And if you’re curious to watch how they actually made the
pasta and made these dishes. – You are. – In the behind the mythicality series on the mythical society, you can watch how to make this as well as the In-N-Out one which you
might want to recreate. Mythicalsociety.com – Dink it. – Sink it. If you focus on the
cheesiness, that helps. But there is an insectedness
that kind of comes through. – But that’s what you’re
gonna have to embrace in the future. – It’s grainy. It’s like, if you were
expecting normal pasta and then you get that like
healthy, really grainy pasta. And you’re like, “Something’s
off with this pasta.” And then they’re like, “Oh
it’s full of cockroaches.” You’re like, “Oh, okay.” – But here’s the thing, Link. In the future there’s gonna be people who need to be convinced that
it’s okay to eat insects. – Well do that to me right now. – The way you do that is you demonstrate by doing something that seems
sensational and outlandish and then acting like it’s not a problem. And then the children follow. And they’re like, “Oh now I can eat,” everyone has a slight
British accent in the future. “Okay now I can eat
insects because Metagin,” Metagin is my apocalypse name. “Because Metagin just ate that roach.” (laughter) – All right so let me get this straight. You’re about to eat that
entire roach and act like– – No I didn’t say entire. I’m gonna bite its head off, because that the kind
of thing Metagin does. – But you’re gonna act like… – It’s not a problem.
– It’s not a problem. – I’m gonna look like it’s okay. – [Josh] Did you get
the pregnant cockroach or the non pregnant one? – I mean it’s not like
it’s crunchy inside. It’s milky and creamy inside. And that aint cheese. Oh yeah, look at you. Your eyes are watering. Is that tears of joy because
you made a good choice? – Yeah, I make the best
choices, I’m Metagin! – Smile a little more,
be a little happier. – Look at me children, this
is what the future looks like. (nervous laughter) See how happy I am? – So, cockroach. Will it mac and cheese? – [Both] No! – Last but not least, we are regressing back to our childhoods and I’m talking even earlier than my I eat only cereal or mac and cheese phase. I’m talking all the way back
to the original dairy source, breast milk. And we’re callin’ this,
“mac and double Ds”. Josh, what’ve you done?
– Who’s breast milk is this? – [Josh] Well I’ll say
that you do know them but I don’t want to tell you who. It was an agreement that we made. – I don’t know how that makes me feel. – (mutters) Okay. – So it’s basically just mac and cheese, but the milk is breast milk? – [Josh] Yeah, more or less, but we did the store-bought noodles, but we boiled them in breast milk and then we actually made
our own breast milk ricotta by just putting some
acid and salt in there and letting it curdle. And then the sauce is
simply made with breast milk and then a little fresh
breast milk floated on top to get the most pure flavor. – Now, we’ve gone down the
breast milk lane before. – Twice. – And it’s just not great. – But here’s the thing, you
know in the distant future one of Metagin’s decrees will be that we must still have milk
and we have no cows. Where you gonna get that milk from? – You wanna go with the left one, I’ll go from the right one? (Rhett sighs) Dink it. Sink it. It’s like coagulated. – Don’t say that word. The idea of this one is
really unpleasant to me. – Not bad to me. – I was a formula baby. (laughter) So this is always new to me, it’s like I never got used to it. Did you partake of the teat? – Every chance I get (laughs). (background laughter) – Why, did you just
take a second spoonful? – Tell me later who this is. (laughter) – I feel like if I was looking
at a picture of this person I would spit it out right now. – It tasted fine to me, it just did. – [Rhett] Yeah, it doesn’t taste bad. – [Link] My psyche is
a little compromised. – I’m surprised at how
easily you got through that. It does not taste bad,
it tastes a little off like if you served this to me at a place, I would be like, “Uh excuse me,
something’s off about this.” – Yeah, it’s turned. – And they would be like,
“Oh, it’s breast milk.” I’d be like, “Oh, okay,
it’s perfect then.” – So I’m going for a yes on this. Are you on the fence? – It’s not better than regular
mac and cheese but again, in the future we’ll only have breast milk and I’m not giving up
mac and cheese so, yeah. – So it’s true to say that you are not teat-ering on the fence? – No. – [Link] Breast milk,
will it mac and cheese? – [Both] Yes! – Right at the start of season 16, we yes’d the last will it. – That doesn’t happen very often. I don’t know if it’s ever happened. Well thanks for liking,
commenting and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – I’m Kristen. – And I’m Zack. – We just got married. – And it’s time to spin
the wheel of mythicality! – Not what I was thinking
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